The Final Countdown!
On Monday, my instructor informed the class that we had a twelve page final due on Thursday. My first reaction was to curse his name and everything he stood for, but he's amusingly flamboyant and academic. I began to reflect on all the work I had to do within the next couple of days: ia series of six photographs revolving around laundry and the people who do laundry and several articles for the campus newspaper. So I have decide to build a burrow in my mind to lock myself off from the outside world. My burrow will consist of two tunnels, one is work-related while the other is schoolwork. I have managed to escape from this mental burrow to update the outside world on my status. For now I will retreat to my tunnels where I will do nothing but work, and smoke cigarettes( this burrow is well ventilated and features several self-cleaning ashtrays. Au revoir.